tumblr has it so wrong like spike jonze is not sugar daddy hot. he’s like best buy manager hot. he’s like adjunct professor hot. he’s like the guy who works the front desk at the local community center hot. he’s like your uncle’s accountant hot. he’s like one of the adult humans on sesame street hot. he’s like loyal whole foods customer hot. he’s not cool or suave or even rich (he has good credit tho) but that’s part of the attraction. so get it right tumblr.